Look, it's/that's/here's the thing. I may not have been directly/totally/explicitly responsible for this mess/situation/fiasco, but I'm definitely/probably/pretty sure the cause of your current inconvenience/troubles/frustration. You see, when it/things/we comes to computers/servers/systems, they're a lot like/kind of/similar to houseplants/pets/children - sometimes they need tending/they get fussy/they just decide to break. And guess what? I didn't water them/They weren't happy with me/Something happened that wasn't cool.
- Don't worry/No sweat/Chill out, I'm already working on it/fixing it/looking into it.
- I'll keep you updated/Stay tuned/Expect an update soon.
- In the meantime/While we wait/Until things are back online,maybe trytaking a nap.
{Got Your Data, Hit Me Up!|Snagged Your Info, Let's Roll|Scooped Up Your Data, Hit Me
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Owned [Website Name] ????
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their Data's Out There???? | H@cked & Exposed
Been your info heavily compromised? Don't stress out, it happens to the greatest of us! Some nasty coders have been stealing around and recently your secrets are exposed.
- Don't dismiss this! You need to react fast.
- Change all logins.
- Watch your activity for any behavior.
Stay safe out there!
Your Secrets Are Safe With Me ????
Spill the tea, boo! Just about every little whispered thing stays hidden here. My lips are click here sealed. I'm the supreme keeper of secrets. So, let it all out| and tell me everything.
Communicate The Great White Shark ????
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